The Soapbox Derby

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke says the recession is probably over, but a bumper sticker spotted in Gastonia reads: “On my way to work. Please kill me.” Sorry, chief. Looks like we still have some productivity issues.

And so begins another puckish installment of Bumper Crop, the feature wherein we chronicle the good, the bad and the weird that people are sporting on their chrome.

Retired. Don’t ask me to do a damn thing
Would that include turning off your left blinker?

I fish, therefore I lie
Ironically, the most honest bumper sticker I’ve seen in a while.

God must be a Broncos fan. He made the sunset orange
Yeah, right. And Jay Cutler is the prodigal son …

If you see a noteworthy piece of bumper flair, by all means share it. Post a comment on this here blog or e-mail a JPEG pitcher to bbridges@gastongazette.com.

Until next time … don’t ask me to do a damn thing.

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